Weak Sauce About Nothing

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And the whole blog in general is funny as fuck.  Also this one if funny too:

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December 28, 2007 Posted by | Blogs/Blags, Weak Sauce About Nothing | , , , , | Leave a comment

Terrorism Insurance

The Federal Terrorism Insurance plan has been extended for seven more years.  First of all, this is something that I totally didn’t even know existed.  But now it is being extended for 7 more years.  The jyst of the the insurance is that if your building gets blown up by terrorists, this insurance covers that loss.  Why is this necessary you ask?  Because in the wake of 9/11 insurance companies decided that they will no longer cover losses caused by terrorist attacks, it costs to much money.  So the government picked up the job of insuring for this (much like they do for flood insurance, just ask the people in New Orleans). 

Now originally the bill that was voted on would have extended the insurance for 15 more years and lowered the threshold for the amount of damage that a claim would be paid on, but Bush said he would veto the bill if it included those terms (big surprise there, what doesn’t he veto).  But the reasoning is my favorite, he thinks that terrorism insurance should be moved into the private market.

I think this, I think flood insurance should be given back to the private market.  Because a flood doesn’t target anyone, it is an indiscriminate act of God, just like the other things that insurance should cover, like a fire, or a tornado.  That kind of stuff.  But terrorism has a target, our country.

The target of the World Trade Center attacks, America.  Why?  Because the policies of our government have turned the world against us.  People don’t like America because we are meddling, pushy and rude when it comes to foreign polic.  We want things our way, and if you don’t like it, tough, we’ll wipe you off the face of the earth.  So we become a target for terror attacks.  Doesn’t it stand to reason that the government, the people that dictate foregin policy, should pick up the tab for the terror attacks that their foregin polcy causes.  I think so, what do you think?

December 19, 2007 Posted by | News, Politics | , , , , | 1 Comment

White House Fire.

A building that houses the offices of the vice presedient is on fire this morning.  It is one of those things that really makes you wonder about the current administration.  The last time there was a fire at the white house  was during the war of 1812, and somehow the idiot that is in there now allowed it to happen again.  Sure Bush probably isn’t directly responsible, but I just have a hard time reconciling the fact that he is such an idiot with the fact that there is a fire there for the first time in almost 200 years.

December 19, 2007 Posted by | News, Politics | , , , | Leave a comment

“Mr. Chairman…he he…he he”

Ok so it makes me laugh on two levels.  The first level is this one:

Funny Looking Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il, is hilarious looking.  He is the leader of a sovereign nation.  That the United States is gearing up to invade (at least if Bush had a third term as president).  And that should lean me towards taking him seriously.  But every-time I see him I chuckle.  I don’t know if it is the hair, or the illfitting clothes (that almost always have zippers instead of buttons, I mean how many track suits can you have), or if it is his amazing glasses.  But for some reason I just can’t take him seriously.

The other level that makes me laugh is our incompetent president trying to get him to do stuff.  I can hear Bush saying each word out loud as he hand writes a letter to Kim Jong Il.  Furiously he erases his paper after misspelling Chairman, then in a fit of child like rage he crumbles the sheet of paper, throws it across the room, and pages Condie, “Could you come in here Condie, you have some good word learnin and I need your help, hehe, hehe.”  Then after all that Kim Jon Il could give a shit.  He tells the committee that is trying to get him to disclose his nuclear program, “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”  The best part is the United States has more disclosed nuclear weapons than ay other country in the world.  Pot calling the kettle black, etc, etc.

November 2008 cannot come soon enough.

December 14, 2007 Posted by | News, Politics | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments