Worst song ever written
I have the joy of sitting in front of my company’s work out room (called the “Peak Performance Center”) so I get to hear the crappy radio stations everyone picks. Today I heard quite possibly the worst song ever written by a commercial entity. The song? “Closing Time” by Semisonic. quite possibly the worst band out there (besides Placebo, I can’t believe they’re still around) Any other candidates for worst song ever written?
Check out these priceless gem lyrics:
Closing time - time for you to go out, go out into the world.
Closing time - turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time - one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time - you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.
I know who I want to take me home. (x3)
Take me home…
Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time - this room won’t be open ’til your brothers or you sisters
come.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits - I hope you have found a friend.
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
Yeah,
I know who I want to take me home. (x3)
Take me home…
Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from…
I know who I want to take me home. (x3)
Take me home…
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end…
