Worst song ever written

I have the joy of sitting in front of my company’s work out room (called the “Peak Performance Center”) so I get to hear the crappy radio stations everyone picks. Today I heard quite possibly the worst song ever written by a commercial entity. The song? “Closing Time” by Semisonic. quite possibly the worst band out there (besides Placebo, I can’t believe they’re still around) Any other candidates for worst song ever written?

Check out these priceless gem lyrics:

Closing time – time for you to go out, go out into the world.
Closing time – turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time – one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time – you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.

I know who I want to take me home. (x3)
Take me home…

Closing time – time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time – this room won’t be open ’til your brothers or you sisters
come.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits – I hope you have found a friend.
Closing time – every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.

Yeah,
I know who I want to take me home. (x3)
Take me home…

Closing time – time for you to go back to the places you will be from…

I know who I want to take me home. (x3)
Take me home…

Closing time – every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end…

So whats the plan for tomorrow?

Are we meeting at 8 or 9? And are we meeting at all?

**Edited and Posted**

I think the plan is 8 for you guys, I’m getting the episode(s) up this afternoon.  And I will drop off the lap top, but not be attending tonight.

This begs make a short story out of me.

“Don’t put my shoes on, there is something in them.”

It screams modern Lovecraftian horror.