Alien Implants: kind of dumb but kind of interresting
The idea of alien implants is kind of dumb to me. It was pretty cool when Scully had one on the X-files and when they removed it she suddenly started getting cancer, when the re-implanted it, suddenly the cancer was gone, but nothing that cool ever happens in real life.
I read a book about them debunking them as things normally found in the human body.
Proponents insist that it happens and that they’re placed in inconspicuous places to either track the human, or insert lame reason here. . .
most are found in the feet, hands, ears, and mouth. HMMMM
Feet: you stepped on something you idiot
Hands: You got a splinter of something you idiot
Ears: (see Hands)
Mouth: you ate something you idiot
I searched the web for pictures of alien implants and all I got was low rez images of pieces of wire with blood on them or microscopic pictures of metal splinters on poorly constructed websites. Have you ever changed a broken brake on a car before? have you seen a metal splinter? yea. . .that’s what it looks like. I was half hoping to find triangular pieces of some unknown metal and strange markings, or pieces of magnetic material that emitted a radio or other-worldly frequency. . .no luck.
is it just me, or could this be a piece of a guitar string. it even looks like it was cut with a set of pliers.
These people insist that the material sometimes found is organic. The fibers on most automotive parts is organic. (again, brake pads are mostly organic) they claim to find pieces in their ears. there aren’t many nerve endings in your ears so if you happened to roll over a splinter while in bed, or oh, I don’t know putting a shirt on, and something that small got into your ear, you might not even feel it. as for the mouth, do you know how many particles of metal, plastic, fiber, rat feces, can find their way into your food? a piece of that gets stuck in your teeth and makes your mouth bleed. You remove it and notice it’s a tiny piece of metal. Alien implant? doubt it. Just stop buying burritos from that street cart that stops by your work everyday. (it might be a tiny piece of tin-foil for all you know) Conveniently they also say that sometimes after removing the implants, they “melt” or disintegrate. I know it’s gross, but is it possible that it’s a hardened calcium deposit that will dissipate when introduced into liquid? (their supposed method of “Preserving it by putting it in conditions similar to the human body”) or maybe it’s a buildup of the shit you eat in between your teeth? Check out this article where they got SOME strange readings, but it wound up being something easily explained.
I want to believe in extraterrestrial life, I really do, but because of the true nut jobs and fakers out there, it’s harder than ever to sift through what is science and what is hokey.
That shit was really entertaining.
I tend to have a simple test for the existence of stuff like this: If it was real, someone would have made a million bucks selling it to the media so we would have to watch endless repetitive stories about it on the 24 hour “News” channels.
I believe in the aliens as to them leaving hardware in people well i dont know about that.
I love that a “strange oil like substance” surrounds some of them. Yeah like when you pop the blood blister around a splinter, and the blood has gone all black, you know like oil. Idiots.
It’s a shame that the VERY few articles of interest on the net (there are/were a few) are blended together with masses of ‘hokum’. They don’t deserve what is written on this page, but unfortunately the majority do. Scientific evidence first pleas e !.