Weak Sauce About Nothing

OK so everyone heard about that moron (Pedro Cortez) that shot his gun at a house killing 2 people on new years right? 9news interviewed his dumb ass brother. I’m pretty sure the person interviewing him made sure to document exactly what he said so that his pure genius can shine through:
“I know my brother’s innocent. It’s just a bad thing that happened on New Year’s, you know?”said Leo Aragon, Cortez’s brother. “Everyone has parties, you know? Everybody, New Year’s is a day to shoot their guns. That’s what happens.”

You know? You know? Well, we know it’s a crime you asshole that’s why he’s in jail and is going to pay for being completely irresponsible!

When I throw a new blog on the blogroll I like to let you guys know.  The newest one is Full.Body.Transplant.  Rian is an artist and an excellent writer and as usual he says funny stuff, which is usually what gets me to put a blog on the blog roll.  Here’s to him. 

I was talking with a friend about how hard it is going to rock when Obama wins New Hampshire (later today I might add), and I talked about it being like Obam Elbowdropping the state, and how he is going to go on and big elbow each subsiquent state. 

I think I have a shirt in the works now.

Look out for the big elbow.

And we have to do something to combat Chuck Norris too.

At the International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, several companies are revealing thier super skinny TVs.  Literally milimeters thick in come cases.  While at first glance this seems like kind of a dumb idea, when I think on it a little bit more, it seems cool.  If your TV was so skinny that you could just hang it on any old wall like a painting, you could free up so much room that is being taken up by a entertainment center or something.  I know a million other people have though of this already, but it is just kind of dawning on me.

Also because of the way the technology works it could very easily double for your computer monitor (something that I’m getting my TV to do now too, so that we can watch content from our computer on the TV).  And I bet they are S-Video enabled so I wouldn’t have to hunt down an S-Video to RCA adapter (which is some bull shit I might add).

The other thing that is cool is the new technology that Sony has embraced to create these new TV’s, Organic LIght Emitting Dioed, or OLED.  Basically works the same way old LED clocks and stuff worked, but in color and without having to have a back light.  Cool as shit.

So last night (Sunday) I’m about to do some laundry when I realize I’m out of dryer sheets and running dangerously low on Tide. I look around and notice there are a few other things I should get.

As I’m driving to the supermarket, I start to consider that it’s Sunday night: The chances of there being college kids at the store is pretty high. I also consider that the chances of STUPID college kids being there is almost a certainty. I shrug and go anyway. I only need a few things so I should be in-and-out.

As I walk into the store, sure enough there’s a group of 4 guys running through the aisles yelling about some dumb ass thing. Oh well, I knew it. . .

I grab a cart and start powering through the store, fast, but not discourteous. Milk, detergent, dryer sheets, ah hell, might as well get some beef jerky. I head into the cereal aisle and I can’t decide between 2 cereals. So I stop for a little bit and look. Suddenly I hear some girl ask a question (indistinct) and I realize she’s talking to me. In a friendly tone I say; “Excuse me?” She already looks like she’s got a stick up her ass as she repeats her question; “Are you following me?” You know how sometimes you can laugh and talk at the same time? I laughed and answered “No.” Flashback to one of my previous blogs about the bitch at New West Fest who thought I was checking her out. SAME THING: she does this sniffing noise and storms off.

Once again ladies, just because a guy happens to be in the same aisle as you does not mean he’s “checking you out” or going to do something disgusting to you or at you. Especially if you look like supermarket bitch did; she was wearing shorts, and a tank top. She looked like she just got out of bed or something and then to top it off she was skinny. I’m not talking slim, or slender, I’m talking Skeletal.

Bitch.

If you want to look that way, that’s fine, just don’t expect me to swoon when you walk by. (not to mention that I’m in a relationship and even if I wasn’t, I don’t go to the supermarket to pick up women, I go there to pick up beef jerky) It’s that kind of skinny that makes you want to throw up. That kind of skinny where you can tell her forearm has 2 bones in it not because you know your 5th grade anatomy, but because you can SEE both of them. *hurl* and she thinks I’m stalking her. . . well if she’s that skinny she might have mental issues. I felt like telling her “Get over yourself Jack Skellington!” But I was afraid it was going to turn out like a scene from “Jason and the Argonauts”

Skeletons about to get their s**t ruined.

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